omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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