dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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