Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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