Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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