She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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