if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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