I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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