...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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