Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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