The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate your face
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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