Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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