Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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