if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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