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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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