i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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