if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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