i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
