Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
