yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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