I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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