OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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