Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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