Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i think my cat just said my name.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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