if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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