he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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