so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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