Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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