do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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