There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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