i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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