I want to make a zoo with you.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
the raccoons are back...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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