we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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