I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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