i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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