I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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