Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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