my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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