Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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