Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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