It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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