Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
