he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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