I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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