whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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