Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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