Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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