i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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