things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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