I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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