A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
as a side note pls kill me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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