let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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