So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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