If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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