hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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