It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Never joke about your clitoris.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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