Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize
