I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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