Me. At least after what I've been through.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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