I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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