question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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