I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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