Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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